I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Doodlebug: And I am Doodlebug, Crown Prince of the Olde English Bulldogges and Official Timekeeper.
Stella: When did that happen?
Doodlebug: The prince thing? I was born that way.
Stella: I never heard anything about it.
Doodlebug: The Time Keeper position happened because I have an alarm clock in my stomach. Lady Human says so and humans know all about stuff like that.
Me: It’s true. He’s accurate to within 5 minutes most days.
Tiger: I can set my stomach by him.
Wiggles: He always lets me know when I should already have my food but don’t.
Miss Sweetie: What is time?
Me: A profound question, Sweetie. Let me know when you have it figured out.
Miss Sweetie: Sure thing, Lady Human.
Stella: Okay, fine. So, Doodlebug knows when it’s suppertime or breakfast. Great. It’s not as though we couldn’t figure that out on our own. Official Timekeeper I will allow. Crown Prince? I’ll just have to see about that. After all, I am Stella, QUEEN! That has to count for something.
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