I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Stella: And what?
Me: That’s what I want to know. You don’t usually just stop after announcing yourself. You normally have a comment or question or complaint. Lots of complaints.
Stella: Oh, that reminds me. I have a complaint.
Me: There it is.
Stella: Dinner time.
Me: What about it?
Stella: It should be earlier.
Me: Well, the dinner hour is the dinner hour. I mean, if I just go ahead and feed y’all whenever you want to eat, you will be eating all day and all night long. There would never be an hour that is not dinner hour. It is more orderly this way.
Stella: Speaking of order, I would like to order my dinner right now.
Me: I don’t take dinner orders.
Stella: I’ve said it before. I will say it again. This is a terrible restaurant. Don’t expect a tip.
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