I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. I have elbows. The Great Creator gave them to me. Therefore, I will use them.
Me: Hold on a second!
Stella: Nope! How can anyone hold onto a second?
Me: Yes, I don’t appreciate being jabbed, poked, and assaulted by bulldog elbows, thank you very much!
Stella: Hey, if you are in the way, my elbows are here to get you out of the way. Boom!
Me: Oh, really! How would you like it if I used MY elbows on you? Boom!
Stella: Bony human elbows. Hah! Big deal! Watch this!
Me: Ow! Move over!
Stella: You invited me back here into your room. I find your hospitality to be lacking.
Me: Hey, you live inside. You sleep in my room. How is my hospitality lacking? Just keep your sharp elbows to yourself.
Stella: Don’t play around with bulldog elbows! Move aside!
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