I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogge Nation. Hello!
It is the hour for bedtime treats and tonight we are enjoying the Big White Chunks.
Lady Human says that they are made of coconut oil. She brings them out of her Cold Box. We each get one and they are so good, smooth and cool and sweet, and they melt in your mouth.
Here they come now! She is holding the bowl full of the Big White Chunks and, yes, everyone has one, and here is mine, and…wait! What is she doing? She is eating the leftover chunk herself! NOOO!
What human audacity! (She taught me that word. It means bulldoggy.)
I don’t know where so-called coconut oil comes from, but I can tell that the Great Creator designed it for bulldogs and now the grasping humans are taking it for themselves. Funny. I don’t notice the humans eating our other doggy treats. (Well, there were those watermelon chunks, but that was okay for them to take because I don’t like watermelon so they can have all of that they want.)
Humans and their bad habits!
DOG TREATS FOR DOGS!
Signed, Queen Stella.
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