I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Sweetie: Nope. My stomach says it’s much too early.
MoonCat: Meow. I’ll take mine now, please.
Sweetie: Teatime is Teatime and Teatime is not now.
Me: I’m sorry, but I have a prior engagement at regular Teatime so it will have to be now.
Doodlebug: Fine with me! As long as there’s food involved, I’m all in.
MoonCat: Meow. Me, too. Make mine tunafish.
Doodlebug: Hey, early is better than late.
Sweetie: This is most irregular.
Me: Well, if you want to skip yours…
Sweetie: What? NO! I only said this was irregular. I did not say that I am insane.
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