I am Sweetie, Princess of the Olde English Bulldogges…or Queen, I can’t decide which.
Me: What is this?
Sweetie: I think you know what that is.
Me: If you needed to go, you should have called.
Sweetie: I didn’t want to bother you.
Me: Pooping in your water bowl is not ideal, but it does simplify the mess. And it always impresses me.
Sweetie: I have perfect aim, don’t I?
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