Me: Scheme? I don’t have any scheme.
Miss Sweetie: I smell bacon. Whatever it is that you want me to do, I will do it, ma’am.
Me: Will you follow me back into the house?
Miss Sweetie: Immediately if there is bacon at the end of the journey.
Me: How about you, Doodlebug?
Doodlebug: Absolutely and immediately.
Stella: Disgusting. Doesn’t anyone have a backbone anymore?
Me: Stella, will you come back in for a piece of bacon?
Stella: Of course! What do I look like? An idiot?
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