Bacon Bribery – Conversations with Stella and the Pack

I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. What is your scheme, Lady Human?
Me:  Scheme? I don’t have any scheme.
Miss Sweetie:  I smell bacon. Whatever it is that you want me to do, I will do it, ma’am.

Me:  Will you follow me back into the house?
Miss Sweetie:  Immediately if there is bacon at the end of the journey.
Me:  How about you, Doodlebug?

Doodlebug:  Absolutely and immediately.
Stella:  Disgusting. Doesn’t anyone have a backbone anymore?
Me:  Stella, will you come back in for a piece of bacon?
Stella:  Of course! What do I look like? An idiot?

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