I Am More Bulldoggy Than You – Conversations with Stella

I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges.  Lady Human, scooch over. You’re crowding my space.
 
Me:  Nope.
 
Stella:  Uh, yep.
 
Me:  Nope. I’m in my spot to stay.
 
Stella:  Hey, who’s the bulldog here?
 
Me:  Today that would be me.
 
Stella:  No way! I am more bulldoggy than you.
 
Me:  No, I am more bulldoggy than you.
 
Stella:  No, I am!
 
Me:  No, I am!
 
Stella:  You’re not even a real bulldog!
 
Me:  How do you know?
 
Stella:  Hello! Look in a mirror!
 
Me: Let’s see. I am ignoring your demands. I am refusing to move or give up space. I am lounging in bed. I am arguing with you. Sounds like…yep…I am more bulldoggy than you.
 
Stella:  Hey, it’s time to get up and feed us.
 
Me:  Oh, yeah, Okay.
 
Stella:  Seems pretty clear to me who won that argument.





 
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