Me: Nope.
Stella: Uh, yep.
Me: Nope. I’m in my spot to stay.
Stella: Hey, who’s the bulldog here?
Me: Today that would be me.
Stella: No way! I am more bulldoggy than you.
Me: No, I am more bulldoggy than you.
Stella: No, I am!
Me: No, I am!
Stella: You’re not even a real bulldog!
Me: How do you know?
Stella: Hello! Look in a mirror!
Me: Let’s see. I am ignoring your demands. I am refusing to move or give up space. I am lounging in bed. I am arguing with you. Sounds like…yep…I am more bulldoggy than you.
Stella: Hey, it’s time to get up and feed us.
Me: Oh, yeah, Okay.
Stella: Seems pretty clear to me who won that argument.
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