Tilt Your Head – Conversations with Stella and Wiggles

I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges.
 
Me:  Come on, Wiggles. Time to get ready for bed. Wiggles, don’t just stand there. Come on! Okay, when you don’t answer me, I don’t know if you are suffering from a cognitive disruption or if you’re just being a bulldog. Now she’s tilting her head.


 
Stella: Of course.
 
Me:  Of course because she doesn’t understand me or of course because why?
 
Stella:  Precisely.
 
Me: Can you explain that a little more?
 
Stella:  When you tilt your head, all your brain juices run to one side and then things make more sense. Especially when talking to humans.
 
Me:  I don’t think that’s how that works.
 
Stella:  Try it. Maybe your just need your brain juices to move around. Then you might understand us better.





 
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