Me: Stella, time to go out, girl.
Stella: Mmmm, I respectfully decline.
Me: No, it is definitely time to go out now.
Stella: Nope.
Me: NOW, Stella. You are going out to potty NOW.
Stella: Saying words more than once will not change my mind.
Me: No options. Go outside.
Stella: You don’t bulldog me! Humans don’t have those skills. Never try to bulldog a bulldog ‘cuz we’ll bulldog you right back and guess what? BULLDOGS RULE! The End.
Me: Are you going to go out now?
Stella: Yeah, sure, why not?
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