Don’t Bulldog Me – Conversations with Stella

I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Me:  Stella, time to go out, girl.
Stella:  Mmmm, I respectfully decline.
Me:  No, it is definitely time to go out now.
Stella:  Nope.
Me:  NOW, Stella. You are going out to potty NOW.
Stella:  Saying words more than once will not change my mind.
Me:  No options. Go outside.
Stella:  You don’t bulldog me! Humans don’t have those skills. Never try to bulldog a bulldog ‘cuz we’ll bulldog you right back and guess what? BULLDOGS RULE! The End.
Me:  Are you going to go out now?
Stella: Yeah, sure, why not?

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