Bright and Shiny – Conversations with Stella

I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Your neck is shining, Lady Human. Something is different.

Me:  Tall Man gave me a new cross necklace for Christmas.

Stella:  Why?

Me:  He was being nice, and he knew I would like it. I like the color blue and the cross reminds me of Jesus.

Stella:  I thought humans did not wear collars.

Me:  We don’t, except I guess that’s what a necklace looks like to you.

Stella:  It is brighter and shinier than my collar. So when do I get mine?

Me:  You’re what?

Stella: My bright and shiny necklace collar.

Me:  I don’t think a necklace would last too long on a bulldog.

Stella: Typical. The humans hoarding all the bright and shiny for themselves.

Me:  Tell ya what. You can get a new bright and shiny collar or I have one piece of cooked bacon here…

Stella:  YES! That’s fair. That’s my idea of bright and shiny.

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