A Cat’s Well-Trained Bulldog – Conversations with Stella, MoonCat and Doodlebug

I am Stella, Queen of the Old English Bulldogges. She’s doing it again, Lady Human! Why, oh why? Make it stop!

Me:  What is going on in here?

MoonCat:  Meow! Hello! Welcome to playtime!

Me:  No, it is not. We are trying to sleep.

Doodlebug:  But that doesn’t work during playtime, does it? MoonCat told me to call you.

MoonCat:  Yes, because my voice is not loud enough.

Me: That’s debatable. You cannot keep waking up the household in the middle of the night.

Doodlebug: I can.

Me:  I mean you shouldn’t. Why are you doing what a cat tells you to do anyway?

Doodlebug:  When you put it like that, I don’t know.

Me:  MoonCat has trained you to call me in the dark of night when neither one of you need anything.

MoonCat:  Meow. Excuse me, but I do need an extra tasty snack and my food bowl is only half full. Sleep can wait.

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