Dirt Fill – Conversations with Stella

I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Lady Human, I have a complaint.

Me: Am I surprised?

Stella:  If you are, you shouldn’t be. Have you seen how much dirt is in this here house?

Me:  As a matter of fact…

Stella: Where does dirt come from?

Me:  In case you haven’t noticed, dirt is everywhere we walk. The whole earth is made of the stuff in one form or another.

Stella:  That’s fine for outside…

Me:  I agree.

Stella:  But why are you bringing it inside?

Me:  Before you point the paw at me, check your feet.

Stella:  My feet are fine…oh, what’s that stuck to my toes?

Me:  TTiny pieces of the earth that accompanied you inside.

Stella: Well, you can tell those earth pieces to get right back outside where they belong.

Me: I’ll sweep them out.

Stella: And while you’re at it, sweep your feet. And mine. Dirt and bulldogs don’t mix.

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