I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Hey, watch it, Doodle!
Me: Hey, bud, those are my feet you’re treading on!
Doodlebug: Gotta run! Got to! Got to! Got to! Charge!
Me: Boy, he’s wired.
Stella: Have you been supercharging his food?
Me: No. Same ole food. If I had supercharged food, I’d be eating it myself.
Doodlebug: Here I am again! Coming through! Watch your feet! Where’s my snack?
Doodlebug: Mmmm….good. Now I’ll just…snore…
Me: How does he do that? If I could, I’d bottle that energy and sell it.
Stella: But, Lady Human, then you’d have to recharge Doodlebug with one of those long, snaky wire things you plug into the walls, and that would not turn out well at all.
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