I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. I have the perfect pillow. It is soft and squishy and just the right size for my big old bulldog head.
Me: Stella? What’s going on?
Stella: Nothing, Lady Human. Go back to sleep.
Me: Is that your head on my stomach?
Stella: Yep. Feel free to pet it. My head, that is.
Me: Okay. Good night.
Stella: As I was saying, I have the perfect pillow, but you will not find it in any human store. My pillow belongs to Lady Human and me only. It is an exclusive. You will have to get your own. Good night.
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