I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Lady Human, stop staring at your little hand box.
Me: Huh?
Stella: Put your little hand box down.
Me: I’m watching something.
Stella: You’ve been watching something all day long.
Me: Huh?
Stella: If you want to stare at something, stare at me.
Me: Well, I’m binge watching this show. You see, there’s this family and they’re in trouble with…
Stella: Binge? I don’t know ‘binge’.
Me: Sure, you do. Bulldogs binge all the time, only with y’all it’s food or treats or naps…
Stella: Oh, you mean living. Then we will go on binge living and you can join us when you decide to binge live, too.
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