I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Me: Okay, you’re going to have to move now.
Me: I’m not giving up.
Stella: I taught you that.
Me: And I’ve learned well. Now move. I’m not giving up.
Stella: I’m not giving up.
Me: Can we negotiate this?
Stella: What is negotiate?
Me: I’ll offer you something you want in exchange for what I want.
Stella: What do I want? Hmmm. I know. I want to stay right here in this spot. Hey, that negotiate stuff is fun. Now you go find what you want, Lady Human.
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