I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Hey, watch where you’re going, son!
Doodlebug: Sorry, Aunt Stella! Got to hurry!
Me: Slow down, Doodle!
Doodlebug: Can’t do it, Lady Human! Never slow down! Never! Never! Nev… Whoop!
Me: See what can happen when you run everywhere.
Stella: Big old feet like yours won’t keep you from tripping over them.
Doodlebug: Who put that corner there? I don’t remember that.
Me: It’s been there for always.
Doodlebug: Well, someone needs to fix that double quick. It’s a real sliding hazard. For bulldogs. With big feet. Who run everywhere.
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