Posers – Conversations with Stella and Wiggles

I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Hop. Hop. Hop. Try to outdo that.

Wiggles:  That’s nothing. Watch this move. Look at my ears. Have you ever seen such perfect form?

Stella:  I saw that on some floppy-eared puppies once.

Wiggles:  How dare you!

Me:  Girls! What’s going on?

Wiggles:  Bulldog business.

Stella:  Nothing that concerns humans.

Me:  I beg to differ. When you two start that posing, I can feel the tension in the air between you. Like two prima donnas vying for position.

Stella:  Prima donnas? What are they? Another variety of bulldog?

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