I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Lady Human, there’s a man at the door with food. There is a man with food and he is at the door. Food! Man! Door!
Me: I know. I know. I am taking care of it.
Doodlebug: I know how to take care of it.
Miss Sweetie: Don’t let him escape with the food, Lady Human.
Me: He is not leaving with the food. He is delivering it. I understand your confusion. We haven’t done this before.
Wiggles: Food. At the door. Let the food in.
Me: Hold your horses. These are just regular groceries.
Stella: Well, why is that? What about us?
Me: You already have your food.
Stella: Don’t be selfish, Lady Human. We want your food, too.
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