The Man at the Door with Food – Conversations with Stella and the Pack

I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Lady Human, there’s a man at the door with food. There is a man with food and he is at the door. Food! Man! Door!

Me:  I know. I know. I am taking care of it.

Doodlebug:  I know how to take care of it.

Miss Sweetie:  Don’t let him escape with the food, Lady Human.

Me:  He is not leaving with the food. He is delivering it. I understand your confusion. We haven’t done this before.

Wiggles:  Food. At the door. Let the food in.

Me:  Hold your horses. These are just regular groceries.

Stella:  Well, why is that? What about us?

Me:  You already have your food.

Stella:  Don’t be selfish, Lady Human. We want your food, too.

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