I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Coming through!
Wiggles: Hello, Lady Human. Coming through!
Me: Okay, if y’all can just not brush into my pants…
Miss Sweetie: But we love you, Lady Human.
Doodlebug: Let me smell your knees. Interesting. Where have you been?
Me: No place you would like and if I am smeared with slobber, I’m not likely going anyplace else until I wash these clothes.
Stella: We just want to be close to you.
Miss Sweetie: Yeah, we can’t help our giant, juicy mouths. Oh, look. I just made another slobber spot on your leg coverings.
Me: Thank you all for backing up a little.
Stella: If we don’t slime you, what will we do with all this drool in our mouths? What a waste!
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