Big, Sloppy Mouths – Conversations with Stella and the Pack

I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Coming through!

Wiggles:  Hello, Lady Human. Coming through!

Me:  Okay, if y’all can just not brush into my pants…

Miss Sweetie:  But we love you, Lady Human.

Doodlebug:  Let me smell your knees. Interesting. Where have you been?

Me:  No place you would like and if I am smeared with slobber, I’m not likely going anyplace else until I wash these clothes.

Stella:  We just want to be close to you.

Miss Sweetie:  Yeah, we can’t help our giant, juicy mouths. Oh, look. I just made another slobber spot on your leg coverings.

Me:  Thank you all for backing up a little.

Stella:  If we don’t slime you, what will we do with all this drool in our mouths? What a waste!

Copyright 2021 H.J. Hill All Rights Reserved.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s