The Humans Are Acting Up Again – Conversations with Stella

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I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Lady Human! Lady Human!

Me:  I’m here. You don’t have to shout.

Stella:  The humans are acting up again.

Me:  Again? Did the humans ever stop acting up?

Stella:  No, but I was trying to give you the benefit of the doubt. Make them stop.

Me:  Is this about the big booms?

Stella:  Of course.

Me:  It’s one of those big holidays again.

Stella:  How many big holidays do you all have? It seems there is one every few days. And then things get loud and there is running around and…

Me:  And there are special foods and good smells and new treats…If you are patient, it will settle down in a few hours.

Stella:  I would be willing to settle down now if you had some new treats to share.

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