I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Lady Human! Lady Human!
Me: I’m here. You don’t have to shout.
Stella: The humans are acting up again.
Me: Again? Did the humans ever stop acting up?
Stella: No, but I was trying to give you the benefit of the doubt. Make them stop.
Me: Is this about the big booms?
Stella: Of course.
Me: It’s one of those big holidays again.
Stella: How many big holidays do you all have? It seems there is one every few days. And then things get loud and there is running around and…
Me: And there are special foods and good smells and new treats…If you are patient, it will settle down in a few hours.
Stella: I would be willing to settle down now if you had some new treats to share.
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