I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. EXCUSE ME, LADY HUMAN!
Stella: Move aside.
Me: Move aside what?
Stella: Move aside out of my way. I’m coming through.
Me: All right, Prancey.
Stella: Who are you calling Prancey?
Me: You, Miss Horsey.
Stella: I am not a horse. I am a beautiful bulldog.
Me: That doesn’t stop you from acting horsey.
Stella: So…acting horsey is the same as acting bulldoggy? Thank you, Lady Human. At first I thought you were trying to insult me.
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