This Is Not a Buffet – Conversations with Stella and the Pack

I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. What’s in the big bag?

Wiggles:  It’s food. Some kind of food.

Doodlebug:  Over here! Put it over here!

Miss Sweetie:  What else do you have, Lady Human? I could use something with cheese on it.

Me:  This is not a buffet, y’all. And what I have here is chicken feed and no, you are not eating chicken feed.

Miss Sweetie:  Then who is going to eat it?

Me:  The chickens, honey.

Doodlebug:  Doesn’t sound fair to me.

Stella:  I think it is. All we have to do to get the chickens’ food is ask for it. They will kick it out to us. They love us. And our big bulldog heads scare them.

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