I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Happy Birthday, kids!
Miss Sweetie: It’s our birthday?
Doodlebug: We had a birthday?
Me: Everybody does. Yeah, five years ago today.
Wiggles: How do you know it was today?
Me: I think I saw it on a piece of paper one time.
Doodlebug: You think, but you don’t know.
Me: Hey, we’re celebrating your birthday. What does it matter?
Miss Sweetie: It doesn’t matter, if there are treats involved. If there aren’t treats, we’ll wait for another day.
Me: Well, I’m going to sing the Happy Birthday song…twice.
Doodlebug: Singing a song is not as good as a treat. Skip the song. I’ll take the treats.
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