I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Me: Where did I put that…oh, there it is.
Tiger: Pssst! Stella! Why is Lady Human always saying stuff like that? She sounds kind of stupid.
Doodlebug: Nobody is smarter than me.
Wiggles: Does she know what she’s doing? Because if she doesn’t, I can take over.
Tiger: No! Me!
Stella: I am the Queen! I am in charge here!
Me: What are y’all fussing about?
Miss Sweetie: Oh, oh, let me ask her! Ma’am, are you stupid?
Me: Huh? What?
Stella: Are you smart, Lady Human?
Stella: That’s fine. Don’t strain yourself. We have our answer.
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