I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. What are you doing, Lady Human?
Me: Dragging. That’s about all now.
Stella: Why do you get to drag? That’s what we do.
Me: I think what did it was moving 100 pounds of dog food into the garage and getting it packed safely away. That used to seem easier. Now it’s just draining.
Stella: Sounds easy to me. Why do all that work? Just let us at it. You won’t have to move a thing. We’ll handle the whole thing for you.
Me: Even you all couldn’t handle 100 pounds of food in a day. You would just be bloated balls of roly poly and there would still be food leftover.
Stella: So what’s the problem?
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