I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. DID EVERYONE HEAR THAT? EVERYONE?
Me: Stella, turn down the volume! They heard you three counties over!
Me: Stella! Your voice is so…
Stella: Beautiful? Lovely? Enchanting?
Me: No. Try high, squeaky, and grating on my ears.
Stella: I do my best, Lady Human. I am glad you enjoy my bulldog yelping.
Me: Is that what you got out of what I said? A little barking, fine. That high pitched yelping, not fine. Why do none of the others sound like that when they get excited?
Stella: They’re just not gifted that way. Me? I’m a natural born opera…What do the humans call that?
Stella: YESSSS…I OWN THE HIGH NOTE!
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