Tone Deaf – Conversations with Stella

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I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. DID EVERYONE HEAR THAT? EVERYONE?

Me:  Stella, turn down the volume! They heard you three counties over!

Stella:  GOOD!

Me:  Stella! Your voice is so…

Stella:  Beautiful? Lovely? Enchanting?

Me:  No. Try high, squeaky, and grating on my ears.

Stella:  I do my best, Lady Human. I am glad you enjoy my bulldog yelping.

Me:  Is that what you got out of what I said? A little barking, fine. That high pitched yelping, not fine. Why do none of the others sound like that when they get excited?

Stella:  They’re just not gifted that way. Me? I’m a natural born opera…What do the humans call that?

Me:  Soprano.

Stella:  YESSSS…I OWN THE HIGH NOTE!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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