I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Wiggles: Nobody does straight and tall better than I do.
Stella: Nobody perks her ears better than I do.
Wiggles: I am the perfect bulldog.
Stella: No, I am! See!
Me: What are you two doing? This is one of the weirdest things I’ve ever seen you do! Are you dancing? Are you posing?
Stella: Yes, both.
Me: So, you get really still and stand at attention and then you do a little hop?
Wiggles: Yes. My hop is better though.
Stella: You wish!
Me: You are so funny looking.
Stella: Lady Human, how rude!
Me: I mean funny looking in a good way. You are making me laugh.
Stella: I’d like to see you pose like a statue.
Me: Well, I can try…
Stella: No, don’t! I didn’t mean that. That is not something I would like to see.
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