I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges…
Me: What happened in the patio?
Stella: Lots of things happen in the patio, Lady Human. Please be more specific.
Me: Poop is all over the place.
Tiger: It was raining.
Wiggles: It was wet.
Doodlebug: It was muddy.
Miss Sweetie: It was raining and wet and muddy, all three. The patio was drier and cleaner.
Me: Not anymore.
Miss Sweetie: I must protect my tootsies.
Doodlebug: I don’t look good in mud.
Me: The patio looks like a battlefield, except that instead of bombs, y’all threw poop.
Stella: Do humans throw poop?
Me: Well, no, not usually.
Stella: Then this is another bulldog first.
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