Battlefield of Poop – Conversations with Stella and the Pack


I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges…

Me:  What happened in the patio?

Stella:  Lots of things happen in the patio, Lady Human. Please be more specific.

Me:  Poop is all over the place.

Tiger:  It was raining.

Wiggles:  It was wet.

Doodlebug:  It was muddy.

Miss Sweetie:  It was raining and wet and muddy, all three. The patio was drier and cleaner.

Me:  Not anymore.

Miss Sweetie:  I must protect my tootsies.

Doodlebug:  I don’t look good in mud.

Me:  The patio looks like a battlefield, except that instead of bombs, y’all threw poop.

Stella:  Do humans throw poop?

Me:  Well, no, not usually.

Stella:  Then this is another bulldog first.









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