I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Lady Human, whatcha doin’?
Me: Staring at a wall.
Stella: Which wall?
Me: That one right there.
Stella: I can do that. Mmmmm…Hmmm…Why are we doing this? The wall just stands there, not doing anything, not going anywhere.
Me: Do you realize…
Me: This planet is moving around the sun at about 67,000 miles per hour. It is never still. So right now, we are moving at 67,000 miles per hour, and that doesn’t count the earth rotating on its axis or our galaxy of stars moving at 1.3 million miles per hour through the universe.
Stella: Okay, now I’m dizzy. Lady Human, you need more stuff to do.
Copyright 2020 H.J Hill All Rights Reserved.