I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. The cat is annoying.
Tiger: She is talking all the time and I still cannot understand what she is saying.
Wiggles: Did you see how she draped herself over your big plastic junk box, Lady Human? What was that about? Was she imitating a blanket? ‘Cause if she was, it was a bad imitation ‘cause she was a lumpy blanket.
Doodlebug: And she’s been hanging out around the kitchen sink. I know because I chased her up there the other day. Who hangs out at a kitchen sink?
Miss Sweetie: Is the kitchen sink full of meat?
Miss Sweetie: Oh. Never mind then.
Stella: The cat is weird.
Me: A bulldog is calling another creature ‘weird’?
Stella: Lady Human, you know good and well that there is a difference. This is cat weird which means true weirdness. Bulldogs rule…except in the category of weirdness. That prize goes to cats.
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