Purple Rain – Conversations with Stella and Doodlebug

I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. What’s wrong with Doodle?

Me:  Oh, he’s been scratching a spot on his neck.

Doodlebug:  Itchy! Itchy! Itchy!

Me:  Hold still while I spray this on it.

Doodlebug:  Itchy! Itchy!

Me:  Help me help you, boy!

Doodlebug:  Oh, all right. Spray your nasty stuff.

Stella:  It will feel better even if it is an awful shade of purple.

Me:  This works fast. Here goes.

Doodlebug:  Eewww! Noooo!

Me:  No. Let it dry for a minute. You are slinging it everywhere!

Stella:   Look at all those ugly purple spots on the floor. Just like rain drops.

Doodlebug:  Uh. That’s better. Nap time.

Me:  Don’t worry. I’ll clean it up.

Stella:  Oh, I’m not worried about that in the least. Go right ahead.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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