The Delicate Sport of Fly Snapping – Conversations with Stella and Wiggles

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I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Wiggles: Whap! Aagghh! Missed another one!

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Stella:  Score – Flies 3, Wiggles 0.

Me:  They are thick today, aren’t they?

Wiggles:  Watch me. Wait for it. Wait for it. Snap, snap!

Me:  That was great! You’re fast!

Wiggles:  It’s all in the jaws. I am a natural.

Me:  Stella, I don’t ever see you playing this game.

Stella:  That’s because of my fine, delicate features. I am simply not made for such a violent sport.

Wiggles:  Snap! Snap! Snap! I am. Try it, Lady Human. You’ve got a big mouth.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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