I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Wiggles: Whap! Aagghh! Missed another one!
Stella: Score – Flies 3, Wiggles 0.
Me: They are thick today, aren’t they?
Wiggles: Watch me. Wait for it. Wait for it. Snap, snap!
Me: That was great! You’re fast!
Wiggles: It’s all in the jaws. I am a natural.
Me: Stella, I don’t ever see you playing this game.
Stella: That’s because of my fine, delicate features. I am simply not made for such a violent sport.
Wiggles: Snap! Snap! Snap! I am. Try it, Lady Human. You’ve got a big mouth.
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