Don’t Freak Me Out! – Conversations with Stella and the Pack


I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Hey! What was that?

Tiger:  I know.

Stella:  Something touched my back leg. What was it?

Tiger:  You’re the queen. Why don’t you know?

Wiggles:  I saw it, too.

Stella:  Who touched my back leg? Lady Human?

Me:  Not me.

Stella:  Who?

Me:  I want to bust out laughing.

Miss Sweetie:  It was the cat.

Doodlebug:  Yep, it sure was.

Stella:  Then why didn’t someone warn me? Nobody barked. You know the rule. Everybody barks whenever the cat does anything.

Tiger:  Barking takes effort.

Wiggles:  It was too interesting to bark at it.

Miss Sweetie:  I barked at the cat earlier. I used up all my cat barking for the day.

Doodlebug:  Barking might have stopped it. Nobody wanted that.

Me:  Stella, what are you doing? You never touch noses with MoonCat.

Stella:  I’m asking the cat about why she sneaked up behind me and touched my leg. Well, explain yourself, cat!

MoonCat: Meow.

Stella:  Oh, just typical!





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