I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Pet me!
Me: I am.
Me: I am petting you as fast as I can. You don’t have to keep insisting with your paw.
Stella: Keep going.
Me: Put your leg down.
Me: Stella, put your leg down.
Me: Every time I move your leg aside so I can pet you, it springs right back up and pushes my hand down.
Stella: No, it doesn’t.
Me: Yes, it does. Look where it is right now.
Stella: How did it get there?
Me: I figured you were in control of that.
Stella: No, I’m just sitting here. That leg has a mind of its own.
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