I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Stella: What is the cat complaining about?
Me: She’s upset with me because she thinks her bowl does not have enough food in it.
Me: I am filling it up as fast as I can. Shaking your head at me is not going to speed it up.
Stella: What! Cat, how dare you? Don’t shake your head at us!
Me: At us?
Stella: If she shakes her head at you, she is shaking it at me. We’re in this together.
Me: Okey dokey. If you say so.
Stella: Lady Human, Lady Human.
Me: Are you shaking your head at me, too?
Stella: Yes, I am. You let a cat write the rules. SMH…sadly.
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