I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Me: And I am tired.
Stella: I can’t imagine why. All you do is lay in bed and sleep.
Me: That is not all that I do.
Stella: Beg to differ.
Me: When I go to bed, I go to bed to sleep.
Stella: After you watch the Picture Box on your little black box, eat snacks…
Me: Which you share in…
Stella: And rightfully so. And you do that human reading thing. So sleep is not number one.
Me: But still, once I go to sleep, I like to stay asleep until wake-up time. And I can’t do that if you are grumbling at 3:06 a.m., thank you very much.
Stella: You are welcome.
Me: Why were you grumbling at 3:06 a.m.?
Stella: Who said it was at that time, like time is a real thing?
Me: I checked it on my phone.
Stella: So, it was the phone that caused you to wake up. Otherwise, you wouldn’t have known what time it was, like time is a real thing.
Me: You were grumbling.
Stella: I was expressing my opinion.
Me: About what?
Stella: About how much you sleep and how you needed to wake up to hear my opinions.
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