I am Stella, Queen of the Olde…
Stella: BULLDOGGES! LADY HUMAN! SOMEONE IS SHOOTING AT MY WORDS!!
Me: Yeah, somebody started early this year. Sounds pretty close, but it doesn’t sound like gunfire. It sounds like big firecrackers.
Stella: You know the difference?
Me: Yeah, unless the wind is contrary, you can usually tell a rifle from a pistol or a shotgun and fireworks sound different from those.
Stella: You sound unreasonably calm considering loud noises are exploding around us.
Me: Well, tomorrow is the 4th of July.
Stella: You say that as though it makes sense.
Me: Independence Day is a big holiday and people celebrate with fireworks. I guess it makes sense to me.
Stella: That is not a good recommendation for you, Lady Human.
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