I Do What I Want – Conversations with Stella and Wiggles

I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Lady Human loves me. I always do what she says because she wants the best for me.

Me:  Uhhhh….

Stella:  Whereas Wiggles…

Wiggles:  I do what I want. Except when I don’t. Then I do something else. And that’s what I want.

Me:  And right now, you need to come inside. It’s too hot out here. It’s 96 degrees but feels like 101.

Wiggles:  Feels fine to me.

Me:  Then why are you panting?

Wiggles:  I am not panting. I am just breathing loudly.

Stella:  You see?

Me:  Come on. Let’s go inside.

Wiggles:  I like it here.

Stella:  So stubborn.

Me:  Okay. I’ll have to put the lead on you. I can’t let you stay out here.

Wiggles:  I do what I want.

Me:  There. It’s on.

Wiggles:  Okay.

Me:  You don’t mind?

Wiggles:  When you put the lead on me, it makes me feel loved. Like a giant necklace of love. So, now, because of the love necklace, I have to do what you want.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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