I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Me: And I am cramped.
Stella: Lady Human, are you still complaining about the size of my bed?
Me: No, your bed is fine. I am complaining about my bed. It seems someone is always stretched out right in the center.
Stella: That’s easy. Just move over.
Me: I can’t. I’m not the one in the center.
Stella: Even easier. Take up less space.
Me: I can’t do that either. You take up less space. Scrunch up.
Stella: I can’t scrunch up. I am a bulldog. There’s no scrunch in me.
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