Egg Aficionado – Conversations with Wiggles

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I am Wiggles. I am not Stella. Shhh! I am trying to sneak some eggs from Lady Human. Don’t tell anybody.

Me:  You can have an egg or two.

Wiggles:  Whisper, Lady Human. If they hear you, I’ll miss my advantage.

Me:  I have enough eggs for everybody. You won’t miss out.

Wiggles:  But if you give me an egg in the kitchen when nobody else is looking, that is super special.

Me:  Okay. Well, here.

Wiggles:  Mmmm…

Stella:  Hey, what’s going on in there?

Me:  Nothing.

Wiggles:  I told you. Whisper.

Me:  Here. Have another one.

Wiggles:  Thanks, Lady Human. How come?

Me:  Just because. You are a true egg lover. I’ve never seen anybody love eggs as much as you do.

Wiggles:  They taste great. They smell wonderful. They are the perfect food. So is every other type of food.

Stella:  Hey, everybody! Wiggles is getting something in the kitchen that we aren’t! Charge!

Me:  Sorry, Wiggles, the game is up. They’re onto us.

Wiggles:  Hey, I still got mine. It was a nice try, Lady Human. Next time, talk less, whisper more. They are always listening and smelling.

 

 

 

 

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