I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. We are the best! Bulldogs rule!
Me: Where is that coming from?
Stella: From me! Bulldogs are the best dogs ever. Whoop!
Me: Well, I have been around other breeds of dogs and they all have their good points. I don’t think anyone can say that bulldogs are better than all other breeds.
Stella: WRONG!
Me: Stella, poodles are great. Corgis are great! Shetland sheepdogs are great!
Stella: WRONG! How can humans have any opinion on this? What do humans know about dogs?
Me: A lot, I think, since we have lived with dogs for so long.
Stella: WRONG! Bulldogs! Bulldogs! Bulldogs!
Me: You sound like a football team.
Stella: Football? Is that something dogs play?
Me: Nope, except by accident maybe. But there is a lot of shouting and cheering. I think you would like it. And there is food.
Stella: What are we waiting for? Football! Football! Football!
Me: What happened to the Bulldogs Rule cheer?
Stella: Forget bulldogs. Bulldogs never bring food.
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