I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. WOO HOO! HERE I COME!
Stella: Not whoa! Woo hoo!
Me: Oomph! Stella! Don’t jump on me!
Stella: Prepare to defend yourself, Lady Human! Here I come, ready or not!
Me: Not ready! Not ready!
Stella: Too late! Whee!
Me: Okay, no jumping on the bed! I don’t want you to fall off!
Stella: How can I fall off?
Me: Gravity. It always works.
Stella: Boom! That’s one point for me!
Me: Point? Are we keeping score?
Stella: Boom! Another point for me! Best wrestling match ever!
Me: Wrestling has rules! We need a referee!
Stella: What’s a referee?
Me: Someone who makes sure the rules are abided by.
Stella: Sounds like another made-up human word to me. You always make up words when you are losing.
Me: Believe me, I am not going to lose…
Stella: Boom! Another point for me! We don’t need no referee!
Me: Speak for yourself.
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