We Need a Referee! – Conversations with Stella


I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. WOO HOO! HERE I COME!

Me:   Whoa!

Stella:   Not whoa! Woo hoo!

Me:   Oomph! Stella! Don’t jump on me!

Stella:   Prepare to defend yourself, Lady Human! Here I come, ready or not!

Me:   Not ready! Not ready!

Stella:   Too late! Whee!

Me:   Okay, no jumping on the bed! I don’t want you to fall off!

Stella:   How can I fall off?

Me:   Gravity. It always works.

Stella:   Boom! That’s one point for me!

Me:   Point? Are we keeping score?

Stella:    Boom! Another point for me! Best wrestling match ever!

Me:  Wrestling has rules! We need a referee!

Stella:   What’s a referee?

Me:   Someone who makes sure the rules are abided by.

Stella:   Sounds like another made-up human word to me. You always make up words when you are losing.

Me:   Believe me, I am not going to lose…

Stella:   Boom! Another point for me! We don’t need no referee!

Me:   Speak for yourself.




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