Excitement Does Not Always Have to be Verbal – Conversations with Stella and the Pack

I am Stella, Queen of the Old English Bulldogges…and OH! HERE HE IS AGAIN!

Miss Sweetie:    WHAT’S HE GOT IN HIS HAND? I WANT IT!

Tiger:     NO! ME! ME! ME! I’M HIS BEST FRIEND!

Wiggles:   GIVE IT TO ME!

Doodlebug:   WHAT’S GOING ON? I MISSED IT!

Stella:    Doodle! That’s what you get for napping!

Me:        OKAY! EVERYBODY QUIET DOWN!

Stella:    If you want us to quiet down, WHY ARE YOU YELLING?

Me:   TO MAKE MYSELF HEARD! WHY ARE YOU ALL YELLING?

Miss Sweetie:    WE ARE EXCITED!

Me:   WHY?

Tiger:     TALL MAN IS WALKING THROUGH THE ROOM WITH COOL STUFF IN HIS HANDS!

Me:        HE DOES THAT EVERYDAY! HE IS GOING TO WORK!

Wiggles:   AND IT IS ALWAYS GREAT!

Me:        I THINK IT IS KIND OF BORING!

Doodlebug:        YOU ARE NOT A BULLDOG!

Me:        CAN’T YOU SHOW YOUR EXCITEMENT WITH A LITTLE LESS NOISE?

Stella:    HOW WOULD WE DO THAT?

Me:   HOW ABOUT GOOD OLD-FASHIONED FOOT STOMPING?

Stella:    OKAY! EVERYBODY, YELL AND STOMP YOUR FEET AT THE SAME TIME!

Me:        Sorry I mentioned it.

Stella:    WHAT? I CAN’T HEAR YOU! WE ARE TOO EXCITED!

 

 

 

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