Where’s My Garbage Bag? – Conversations with Stella and Doodlebug

20151220_230434.jpgI am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Doodlebug:   Are you in charge? I have a complaint.


Stella:    Why does being in charge mean that I have to deal with complaints?

Me:        Goes with the territory, hon. What’s your complaint, Doodle?

Doodlebug:   I had a nice, big garbage bag outside. It was a perfect target for my pee.

Me:        I know. I noticed that.

Doodlebug:   It has disappeared. Where is it?

Me:        It is where all garbage bags go eventually. I finished filling it with backyard bulk trash and put it out for the bulk trash people to take away…after I washed the pee off, of course. Why make their job any harder?

Doodlebug:   No! It was my target!

Stella:    Oh, Doodle, like every thing in the yard is NOT your target. Remember the big plastic box in the yard?

Me:        Mmmm, the big animal carrier. Tall Man gave that away.

Stella:    Did he wash the pee off that first? Because I know for a fact…

Doodlebug:   Hey, that was my secondary target! Don’t you want me to practice?






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