I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Doodlebug: Are you in charge? I have a complaint.
Stella: Why does being in charge mean that I have to deal with complaints?
Me: Goes with the territory, hon. What’s your complaint, Doodle?
Doodlebug: I had a nice, big garbage bag outside. It was a perfect target for my pee.
Me: I know. I noticed that.
Doodlebug: It has disappeared. Where is it?
Me: It is where all garbage bags go eventually. I finished filling it with backyard bulk trash and put it out for the bulk trash people to take away…after I washed the pee off, of course. Why make their job any harder?
Doodlebug: No! It was my target!
Stella: Oh, Doodle, like every thing in the yard is NOT your target. Remember the big plastic box in the yard?
Me: Mmmm, the big animal carrier. Tall Man gave that away.
Stella: Did he wash the pee off that first? Because I know for a fact…
Doodlebug: Hey, that was my secondary target! Don’t you want me to practice?
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