I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges and I…
Me: You were saying?
Stella: Oh…I was saying that….ah…
Me: You are staring out into space.
Stella: Space? Staring?
Me: You have that far away look in your eyes.
Stella: Keep scratching that spot right there on my back. Ahhh…
Me: You could star in one of those commercials about a vacation spot where everyone forgets their problems and drifts off into a relaxing paradise…
Stella: Huh? How much would a vacation like that cost?
Me: Quite a bit.
Stella: Then I am saving you lots of money, Lady Human. Just keep scratching.
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