I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Hear ye! Hear ye! I have an announcement to make!
Me: Announce away.
Snoopey: Oh, no, not again.
Tiger: Do I have to listen? No, I don’t.
Wiggles: Places to go, people to see. Bye.
Doodlebug: Nap time!
Miss Sweetie: Oh, good! Aunt Stella has something new to say!
Stella: Never pee in your sunbathing spot!
Me: Are we talking about pee? Again? How many times are we going to talk about pee?
Stella: Pee is an important topic. Never forget.
Snoopey: Sunbathing is important. Food is important. Sleep is important. Chew toys are important. Pee…yep, pee is important. Lady Human, I just realized. I need to go outside, please.
Stella: Don’t pee in your sunbathing spot! More importantly, don’t pee in MY sunbathing spot!
Me: Is this a real problem?
Stella: Have you seen the patio today?
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