I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Stella: And what?
Me: That is all?
Stella: Oh, yes. Hello, human population!
Me: I’m surprised at the short intro.
Stella: Queens do not need long introductions. The word ‘Queen’ should be enough.
Me: Then why do you use long introductions most of the time?
Stella: I like the way the words sound. They are pretty and they are all about me.
Snoopey: And we all get tired of hearing them.
Stella: Hey, make up your own words. Leave mine alone. And by the way, leave my toys alone, too.
Snoopey: Finders, keepers; losers, too bad.
Stella: Lady Human, Snoopey slobbered on my rhinoceros! Nasty! Fix him!
Me: Your rhino will be fine.
Stella: No! Germs! Bulldog germs which are stronger than any other germs! Worse than that – they are Snoopey’s germs!
Snoopey: Ha! Ha!
Stella: Wash my rhinoceros, Lady Human!
Me: I’ll get around to it.
Stella: No, now! Use some of that stinky stuff you put in the loud water machine so my rhino won’t get sick from Snoopey Super Germs.
Me: Play with one of your other chew toys.
Stella: My other chew toys are sticks. They have no personality. What must a bulldog do to get good service around here?
Me: Get a butler.
Stella: I thought I already had.
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