Rules of the House – Part 3 – Conversations with Stella and the Pack


I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. We are now back in order in our convention.

Miss Sweetie:  Can we have more birthday sausages and treats?

Me:  No, not now. We need some breathing room.

Stella:  And that brings us to Rule #3. No sticking your head in the refrigerator.

Tiger:  How else are we going to smell what’s in there?

Doodlebug:  How are we going to see what’s in there?

Wiggles:  How are we going to grab what is in there?

Me:  That’s the point. The refrigerator is a storage place for food. We don’t need bulldog heads and mouths snooting around in it.

Stella:  Uh, Lady Human, snooting is done by noses.

Me:  Which is attached to your head which is right above your mouth.

Stella:  So, what’s your point?

Me:  So, no heads in the fridge.

Stella:  I move that we table this rule until later. All in favor. Aye. I am the queen. My vote counts.







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