I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. We are now back in order in our convention.
Miss Sweetie: Can we have more birthday sausages and treats?
Me: No, not now. We need some breathing room.
Stella: And that brings us to Rule #3. No sticking your head in the refrigerator.
Tiger: How else are we going to smell what’s in there?
Doodlebug: How are we going to see what’s in there?
Wiggles: How are we going to grab what is in there?
Me: That’s the point. The refrigerator is a storage place for food. We don’t need bulldog heads and mouths snooting around in it.
Stella: Uh, Lady Human, snooting is done by noses.
Me: Which is attached to your head which is right above your mouth.
Stella: So, what’s your point?
Me: So, no heads in the fridge.
Stella: I move that we table this rule until later. All in favor. Aye. I am the queen. My vote counts.
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